Lather, Rinse, Maim

You knew this was inevitable...



O-Town for werewolves...LMAO.

Of course, there's other things to be 'bovvered' about...like finding out that hot online girlfriend of yours has been keeping a big secret from you...big and deformed...



Dang, I'm having the urge to put "Transylvania 65000" on my Netflix list at this point...

Well, here's a big surprise...I remember when talking about Garrett Hedlund I said that I live in the midwest, I couldn't go three feet without going into a midwest boy? (He's from MN, BTW) Well, turns out my current object is from Skokie. (I've been there once, it's a suburb with a large Jewish population, very fancy and has Old Orchard mall in it.) Wow, I'm shocked. Though I think I might be right about him having some Israeli and Scandinavian in him...

Oh, and you wouldn't believe all the people stopping in for snacks for the movie yesterday...even one of my co-workers was going (She had a "Wolf Pack" shirt on) but she got off earlier than I did. I was not going to deal with finding a parking space and a seat in less than an hour. :(

So things are back to normal here. Good. Although I could really do without all the hassles at work. :/ And tomorrow, I will finally see "New Moon". :D

:)

Truly, I still can't stop thinking about Oren...though now it's brought up this video...he DOES remind me of Eddie Money somewhat, but I don't think I would've found Eddie attractive if I was this age 25 years ago...okay, maybe Eddie back in the '70s, but I'll always remember him on "The Drew Carey Show" as himself as Mimi's ex.

Of course, Sony has to be overprotective and disable embedding, and since this is the only version I've found on YouTube, I have to put it in a link.

No Eddie, you can't pwn Radu.

Wow, even the song's a bit fitting...and this is the first in a long time I've used the term 'pwn'. And now, vamp makeout action featuring that gal who played Ariel on "Married With Children", the much hated Pam Macy on "That '70s Show" and has made appearances on a lot of sitcoms over the years (And was in "Can't Hardly Wait" with Cullen Carlisle himself, Peter Facinelli)-



Hmm, much like Ian Somerhalder and R-Pattz, he's probably going to have to deal with all the vamp obsessed girls for a while. Poor guy.

Speaking of Somerhalder, I don't think I'd get into "The Vampire Diaries". I dunno, the CW doesn't float my boat.

Oh, and does this sound like sour grapes? Miley hates "Twilight". I agree with one of the posts on this subject, it's always a bad idea to alienate your audience who will probably pay to see your next movie. I'm not a Nicholas Sparks fan, but then again, her movie doesn't appeal to me. And I'm going to remind everyone of the Zombie Slayer TV Show that was part of "Hannah Montana" in some episodes...maybe she's more of a zombie person. :P



Yeah, that's what I'm starting to think...

(Hmm, you notice how monster crazy I am as of now?)

Memo to Taylor Lautner-You really need to try and dig your skeletons in the closet deeper. It doesn't help that Disney has been showing "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" ad nauseum...and this part is very cringe worthy-



Speaking of that, I was squeeing over all the vamp/werewolf themed tees the store got in. I like the 'necklace' one and I might pick it up. (Wow, some of the stores are selling Hard Candy makeup and now this...awesome.)

Also, why can't I find that TV spot for "Transylmania" where Ryan is acting like Crayon Shin-Chan while on video chat? And if you've watched "Crayon Shin-Chan", you might know what I mean. (And if you don't...well...let's just say the kid can't keep his pants on.)



(LSFW, Language)

On a somewhat related note, I've sent a friend request to Oren. (And he's apparently not the only person from the film on FB...wonder if the studio had them set up accounts...) No, I'm not stalking him. BTW, I have had a request for Bill Hader for a LOOOONG time, but he never answered back. :( Of course, the guy is famous, so it's understandable that he'd have too many requests. Oh well. I do have Harry Knowles and Stan Lee, so that's good.

Real guys...well, Kyle and I are talking. I still don't want to be a bitch about the unpleasantness.

Well, back to mundaneness tomorrow. Work, hopefully my dad comes home tomorrow. Somehow an empty house can be torture.

EDIT-Man Dance antics found! Sex, drugs and vampires in this Red-Band trailer, NSFW of course.

Random thoughts...

Although Adam Lambert has expressed an interest in playing Judas in that supposed "Jesus Christ Superstar" remake (Even though there has been one made for TV a few years ago), I'd still rather see him as Herbert Von Kvorlock. Moreso because he's vampire obsessed.

Speaking of being vampire obsessed, I'm going to start watching a lot of my vamp movies for the next 2 weeks. So this might mean my Christmas vids will be somewhat delayed.

And in even more Vamp obsessed news, "Scene It: Twilight" is coming out for the DS next year. Hmm, I MAY wait for the Wii version. I dunno...

Work today, also my dad has had to go in for surgery again, but hopefully nothing bad will happen. And hopefully he'll have to stay overnight. Yes, I guess I worry a lot. :) But it's not a bad quality.

Watching "Almost Famous"...it's like if Evra was in Darren's place, except he has to deal with a crazy rock band instead of psycho vampeneze...and losing his virginity in a manage o' three...and having Jimmy Fallon and Rainn Wilson as business types he crosses paths with...

To continue the whole '70s theme, I'm watching "Spirit of '76", which is lighter and has this classic scene parodying the EST movement being led by Rob Reiner-



It's not the entire scene, though. :( But I think I'll dig up my copy of "Detroit Rock City" to watch, too. (That's gonna probably kick off my run of watching my favorite vampire movies after that. :D )

What else...apparently my store is now stocking Hard Candy makeup. XD Yay, I don't have to pay 3 times as much at Sephora for it! And it made it possible for me to do this-



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Hoo boy, I can't wait until Saturday.

So this person came forward...and then gave me a compliment...what? Sorry, but anonymous insults are not a good introduction.

So I'll leave it to Jermaine and Bret to express these feelings-



So yeah, this person is banned.

But it doesn't phase me. I talked to Ronnie about this, and she does get this (Considering she's Allen's gf), but she doesn't let it phase her, either. So I'm not going to let it bother me.

Anonymous comments have been turned off. :D

Well, firstly, I'm not upset about being left out of a friends cut, especially since things have gotten so bad between us. If she's not going to listen to reason and stay with a guy who continually cheats on her, then there's no point wasting my time with her. She's going to have to learn things on her own, especially when bigger things can be at stake. Besides, I'm not the kind of person that likes to gloat when things go down the drain...it's not a good quality in anyone.

Secondly, I had to try to find some time where I can see "New Moon"...and it's going to be a busy day. For starters, I have work in the morning. Then confession and church. Then going back home to eat, and probably get dressed. Yeah, I was thinking of dressing as normal Edward.


Pretty much because I have a dk. blue or black long-sleeved shirt around along with dk. blue jeans and black sneakers...although I'll have to settle for the new wristband (The brownish one), not the replica wristband. Well, unless I can track down a Cullen Crest lapel pin and improvise with some fake leather scraps. So test shot on Tuesday, maybe getting around to "Robert is Bothered" parody. :) (And yes, I have the wig Spirit Halloween had this season, entitled "Night Time Romeo".)

Heh.

Think I should try some body glitter, or would that be overkill?

And no, I'm not crossplaying as Radu for "Transylmania", although I'm starting to become a little taken with the guy who plays him (And the American frat boy who finds out his online girlfriend had apparently been keeping something from him...something REALLY big...and deformed...)...is he Eastern European? His name's Oren Skoog...so probably Scandinavian or something? Hmm, why am I just attracted to some foreigners, period? Is it because I tire of American guys or because I'm disappointed with all the ones I've tried to flirt with but they never bother to tell me they're attached or interested? -sigh-

I'd better stop, I'm getting pretty emo.

Before I leave...



Yeah, that's better. :)

What would you trade for a motorcycle with a sidecar? Well, they traded more than their dignity to get one...


Transylmania Exclusive Clip

Trailer Park | MySpace Video

-NSFW, to cover all bases-

Ugh, I had to stay over at work for a meeting. At least I'm getting paid for staying over.

Man, I am BORED. I still have no idea what I'll start on, but as soon as I'm done with Lady Problems, I promise photos. Cover Girl, normal Edward...not sure about other things.

Speaking of Edward, I have my Edward Cullen Ken doll. I will not take him and Renesme (Which is just a Kelly doll from Target's Halloween exclusives dressed as a vamp) out until Bella Swan Barbie arrives. Oh, and apparently Jacob Black Ken is arriving next year. And it's Wolf Pack Jacob, not long haired Jacob. Yay.

And I also found the Beeb's "Hound of the Baskervilles" on YouTube. Yays.

Okay, here is the trip to the theater, as promised.

I didn't leave as early as I wanted, but I still made it in time. Luckily, I found a restaurant that was RIGHT NEXT to the theater called "Encores" (Which is in the hotel next to the theater, and is theater-themed.) and I grabbed some soup there. The guy at the bar was kinda cute, he looked like Dane Cook with long hair, and at the end of the meal, he gave me a cookie. :) (Of course, I think that they give everyone cookies at the end of the meal. :) )

I did get to the theater in time, but they hadn't opened the lobby, so I was waiting with all the other people in the vestibule outside. Didn't get any souvenirs this time, which was too bad...though I wasn't paying $35 for a fitted tee. :( (And they weren't offering the tank top, which was my second choice. Dammit. I don't know if I'll order it online instead.)

The theater is a size between Drury Lane Watertower (Small and intimate) and Ford Oriental (Big!), and I had a perfect view of everything in the dress circle. :D

The show itself, "Young Frankenstein" is great. As usual, there's always the kick-filled choreography that Susan Strohmann puts in, and the incredibly racy and silly jokes Mel Brooks is always known for.

Inspector Kemp: The monster tore off my left leg and my right arm. I had to go to Vienna to get my limbs reattached.
Villager: Wow, that must've been expensive!
Inspector Kemp: Yes you are, it cost an arm and a leg!

Inspector Kemp: Once we catch this monster, this village will have something it needs, something it wants!
Village Idiot: A GAY BAR!

And that "Puttin' on the Ritz" number...a showstopper, as we all knew it would be.

The only complaint about the production I have is that the girl playing Elizabeth was acting too much like Megan Mullaley, even imitating her. Really, you couldn't act more like Madeline Khan, who played her in the original?

Oh yeah, the "Van Helsing" quotient...as we have Shuler Hensley playing the monster for laughs, there is a werewolf and Dracula in it. :) And someone please make a VH video set to "Welcome to Transylvania". :D It also did make me wish that "Dance of the Vampires" would have a proper restaging, but given what's been going on with Polanski and how the people behind that are making the musical drama "Rebecca" (Based on the novel turned Hitchcock movie) that will be hitting the US sometime in the next year and how the last few vamp musicals failed (Given that it was messed with in the initial run and no one really cared to see "Lestat"), I just don't know. But it has to be done.

It's a touring production and it'll be around until mid-December in Chicago, so I was very lucky to see it. :D I'm pretty glad I chose it over "The Addams Family", but I don't know if I'll ever see that one. (Besides, I think I'd rather wait until next year for another outing...but there's nothing I'm particularly interested in for the foreseeable future.)

Afterwards, I went to check out the Christmas decorations at Macy's. I wasn't impressed by the windows this year. :( I was, however, impressed they have a Christmas village set of "A Christmas Story", which I'll be posting up here. It's so freakin' perfect. XD

I know next time I'll try to see one of the Muppet films at the Siskel center, but right now with other stuff taking place, I don't know. (I still would love to see "The Dark Crystal" on the big screen, though.)

This is actually in the theater lobby. And I am now sad I've never seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".



That one name looks familiar... :)



I couldn't get rid of the redeye. :(

More on the play later. :)

Bwahahaha...

Sunday-Got "Style Savvy" for DS...I LOVE IT.

Monday-Was very pleased a customer actually stood up for me as one was shooting his mouth off at me when I politely asked his daughter not to play with the bag carousel. I was surprised this woman was gutsy to do that.

Today-Lady problems. :/

http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/Moviefone/clash-of-the-titans-trailer-no-1/48787943001
Memo to WB: If you call this "God of War" rather than "Clash of the Titans", it'll do better. I'm quite certain Dame Maggie wouldn't approve.

EDIT-It turns out a "God of War" movie is being made. But this still looks like a disgrace to those who remembered and liked the original.

"Yogi Bear" movie moving along...I still think they need to explore the whole "Boo Boo isn't Yogi's son...but they wear hats and ties with no pants..." angle in this. But they added a nature filmmaker to the story, so it'll be interesting to see how she observes their pick-a-nick basket exploits.

Oooh, and they finally have "Twilight" Barbie and Ken at my store, but I have to put that off. BTW, it's with a collection of vamp and werewolf movies. :)

Speaking of that, I'm pretty excited about tomorrow. :)


(LSFW, suggestive dialogue)

And as a bonus-

Well, I saw "A Christmas Carol" yesterday...and I didn't like it that much. Maybe it's because it was somber and had too many action sequences in it. But I'm guessing the original book (Which Mr. Zemeckis borrowed heavily from) was a somber plea to help the less fortunate. (Oh God, and that scene with Want turning into a prostitute and humping Scrooge...ick.)

I think I can say, watch it on DVD, and watch this one as well, which is the same, only not with drawn-out action sequences. It's by animator Richard Williams and produced by Chuck Jones, a TV special that was taken off the air as the ghosts frightened too many little children. But YouTube fortunately came through.




More on the special is at Jim Hill Media here- http://jimhillmedia.com/blogs/jim_hill/archive/2006/11/29/a-christmas-carol-viii.aspx

Well, despite the fact I REALLY want to yell at someone, things are back to normal. For better or worse.



Gerard Butler as a rough and tumble viking...interesting...



Obviously Ben Kingsley is on a Woo-hoo in his "Woo-hoo/D'oh" cycle of a film career...the trailer needs more Godsmack...

I finally found a game that had Gothic, Sweet and Punk Lolita in it...that is AVALIABLE IN AMERICA.

http://stylesavvyds.com/#/home

And there's a meganeko maid who is in love with her employer in it. :D

And Konami releasing a WII version of "Twilight-Scene It"...probably the closest we'll get to a "Vampire Knight" game released here.... (BTW, holy crap, "Pop'n'Music" is being released here?!)

Yeah, the "Vampire Knight" game exists, but sadly, like many of the dating sims that have had manga published here, I have no idea if it'll come here.

Why oh why do I have to wait?

I wasn't rejected...but still, being passed over for something that I had expressed a lot of interest in still hurts. It's just going to be a while...but I'm not giving up.

Watching "G.I. JOE" now...I wanna give Breaker a hug after he's been banned from France. (Well, he is French-Moroccan, and if I were banned from the US I'd be pretty upset, too.)

Oh, and Zach G. as Humpty Dumpty in "Puss 'n Boots"? Oh yes. Hell, my fandom of this guy is at an all-time high after seeing a guy dressed as Allen from "The Hangover" for Halloween online. XD The man is LEGEND, right up there with Tim Conway. :D

Hmm...what should I do for the next project? Do something I've collected out of G&LB? Or just take something I didn't finish yet?